Brugge beyond
The most photographed corner of Bruges. And proud of it. |
First things first – don’t come to Bruges with a wheeled suitcase. Yes, it’s easy to get there on the
Eurostar and much of the town’s medieval architecture has been lovingly
preserved, but this does mean cobbles galore, even on the pavements. The
constant clack-clacking of those wheels even on the short walk from the station
to our B&B pierced through the relative calm of the backstreets like the
call of a particularly irritating bird.
Bordered by a ring of canals, the city centre is a beautiful
little island-bubble reminiscent of Venice, and its station also sits on the
edge of a canal, disgorging daily hordes of tourists (yes, many with wheely
cases) to clog up the city’s narrow arteries. It’s very obvious to trace the
quickest route to the heart of Bruges, as these roads are the ones lined with
wall to wall gift shops and eateries specialising in waffles, beer, lace and
general tut. The key difference is that the city is still open to traffic
despite efforts to discourage drivers, thereby creating a cocktail of cars,
bikes, bumbling tourists and steep, narrow pavements for maximum claustrophobic
fun.
Fucking swans! |
The real action is centered around the Markt and Burg
squares. The Christmas Market, chief excuse for our now-annual winter Euro-trips,
is very petite and, although it has an ice rink, focuses mostly on selling
refreshments – which of course is no bad thing. Sipping a Gluhwein while
watching Europeans trying to ice-skate is one of life’s simpler pleasures.
Most of the interesting facts below will be nicked from the
walking tour we did, so any credit should be given to the “In Brugge” walking tour.
If you go then it’s a must, as long as you don’t mind copious swearing by a
slightly unhinged guide (be sure to ask for Thijs).
Of course, that tour’s name refers to Martin McDonough’s cult
movie, which portrayed an obvious generation gap when it came to appreciating
the city. Whilst Brendan Gleason and Ralph Fiennes’ veteran gangsters could
appreciate its quiet beauty, Colin Farrell’s hotheaded young gun was bored
shitless, at least until his dwarf encounter. Now Bruges has quite
paradoxically become a place for pop culture-savvy young people to visit whilst
not actually offering many party options.
‘Sleepy’ pretty much covers it, most stuff away from the
very centre seemingly closing very early. That said, there are several hostels offering
organised bar crawls, and some venues do open all night. Unfortunately we are
far closer in spirit (albeit in better physical shape) to the older generation,
so you’ll find no clues as to where you can get your late-night debauchery here,
dwarf-related or otherwise.
Beer wall~! |
Plus, our relative sobriety meant we were able to get up
early enough to go up the Belfort, or bell tower, before the queues got too
silly. This was never part of a church, rather a separate structure typical of
medieval northern France and Belgium, built right in the middle of town on the
Markt and used mainly as a defensive position to house the town’s treasures
when invaders came a-calling. The town’s troops would then retreat into the
tower to protect the loot and pick off the bad guys.
Most of the buildings overlooking the Markt are now chain
stores or ripoff tourist trap restaurants. The architecture still looks
authentically old-school, although the exact age of things is open to debate –
apparently cobbles were only re-introduced to the square in the seventies as a
canny marketing ploy, the originals having been tarmaced over long ago.
And there are two shacks selling frites in front of the bell tower – always go to the left-hand shack, we were told, after of course having plumped for the right-hand one the day before. The right-hand fries actually tasted fine to us, although the incredible ones we had the next day at the Brussels market probably showed us what we’d missed.
With the fries come a bewildering array of sauces, not all the
names being terribly descriptive. I had to Google what Samurai is made of –
mayonnaise with harissa, apparently. I then searched for harissa to find out what the heck that is, and am still none the wiser. Belgians take
their sauces as seriously as their fries, that’s for sure.
They also seem mildly annoyed that we insist on calling them
French fries –swearing blind that they invented them and that their potatoes
are the best, but that the Belgian army officers who first offered them to
their Anglophone counterparts all spoke French, and our boys just couldn’t tell
the difference (well, it was probably more the Americans’ fault, to be fair).
Chocolate Santas... bit racist really. That's a shame. |
This is Brussels not Bruges - nice mural though anyway. |
Religion-wise, more interesting than the Cathedral is the
Onze-Lieve-Vrouwekerk (Church of Our Lady), which boasts the only Michaelangelo
artwork to leave Italy in his lifetime and the world’s second tallest brickwork
tower. The tallest is in Germany, which seems fairly apt – Bruges isn’t the
sort of place that shows itself off unduly. In fact, such is its sweet nature
that despite being compact enough for you to see everything in a day, it would almost
be an insult not to stay at least one night. Even with a wheeled case.
It's the Manneken-Pis! No, I don't know why he's in a gimp costume either. |
The illuminated spire deserved better than this shoddy pic. The chip van in the foreground, however, was AMAZING. |
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